guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers?
Who cares about the page filled with evers? Lemony Snicket just made two whole pages black.
He don’t give a shit.
And that time he repeated an entire passage about deja vu to give the reader deja vu
What a serious of unnecessary events
Whose Line It It Anyway?: Then and Now
Pretty bunny playing with flower petals.
DYING FROM OVEREXPOSURE TO CUTE!!!!!
wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time
i only have two speed settings for blogging: “makes you wonder if theyre even still active” or “your entire dash is nothing but me”
I am crying I love this too much
I just tried to discretely use one if the body sprays at work cuz it was called Fantasy Forest and I was like…. I’m down…. BUT IT JUST SMELLS LIKE REALLY STRONG DIRT AND A GUY YELLED “WHO SPRAYED THAT FOREST ELF SHIT” FROM ACROSS THE STORE
are cats solar powered?? why are they always trying to lie in the sun
what the fuck. i was making a joke but its actually true
This commercial is amazing.
I work at an Under Armour store and we got to see this commercial way before they showed it on TV and everyone was speechless except one dude. He was all like “What the hell? Why the fuck would they make a ballet commercial? It’s not a sport.” My boss was quick to jump down his throat and said “Alright then get your ass on the floor and work on you tippy toes for the rest of your shift. If I fucking see you off them you will be the first of the temps to get cut!” He was on his tippy toes for the last hour and a half of his shift lol