notcrazyiswear:

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

This is beautiful

yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

This is beautiful

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tagged as → #personal
motherfuckingkoala:

This is awkward

motherfuckingkoala:

This is awkward

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color-palettes:

Shout out to this incredible color resource site! They give you anything and everything you could ever want to know about a color from color schemes to RGB percentage makeup. There’s even a color blindness simulator for help with using visible/accessible colors for all viewers.

So keep this site in mind if you’re a graphic designer, interior designer, artist, color enthusiast, or whatever! It’s quite awesome.

tagged as → #omg #for reference

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asheathes:

WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: CANADA

Catering to the western students in the vast land of Canada, the Banff Academy of Magical Studies is a sprawling château style structure nestled comfortably in the snowy peaks beyond Lake Louise. The students have opted for stylish layered knitwear in place of traditional wizard robes, and are often named some of the most fashionable amongst the international wizarding community. Every winter, students would don their warmest clothing and spend hours outside casting adhesive charms on the walls of the academy so falling snow would later stick to the exterior, transforming the school into a frozen palace. 
tagged as → #FAVOURITE THINGS OMFGGGG #hp
redhead-lass:

Zorse Rowdy

redhead-lass:

Zorse Rowdy

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bonitabreezy:

itscarororo:

"I can’t recall the taste of food… nor the sound of water… nor the feel of grass.."

-Frodo “S.A.D.” Baggins

I skip directly to anger

stirrupless:

awkwardnarturtle:

i-mahu:

There’s two types of anger one is dry and the other wet and basically wet anger is when your eyes water and your voice shakes and I hate that cause I feel weak when I’m crying while angry I like dry anger when your face is like stone and your voice is sharp I guess wet anger shows that you care too much and dry anger means you’re done.

This is the best description ever

my wet anger is pretty done too atm

walkwthoutrhythm:

eveshka:

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

I know more than one couple like this.

Entomology brings people together!

walkwthoutrhythm:

eveshka:

fellowteen:

this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy

I know more than one couple like this.

Entomology brings people together!

thatfunnyblog:

caught bae slippin

thatfunnyblog:

caught bae slippin

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